Left Foot of Darkness

This is a screenshot from one of the most hilarious guild moments in guild moment history.

Scotty and I are out on that weird Yojamba Island off the shore of that big jungle area that I can’t remember the name of and there’s this 60th level Tauren Shamen finishing up a quest there.

Well, mister “I just want to check out his gear” ends up accidentally hitting this guy, who initially just stared at the level 41 idiot that just smacked him, but then decides to smack back. Scotty’s life is immediately down by half, but then he has this brilliant idea that if he just lies flat on the ground, the guy will leave him alone. I follow suit just because it’s about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Eventually, the Horde guy just goes away because we are obviously insane. Click on the thumbnail of the screenshot to see us on the ground.

Here is the quote from the Party channel if you can’t read it.

[Party] [Marakus]: we are idiots
[Party] [Forunlawf]: i think hes leaving
[Party] [Marakus]: like hes a bear
[Party] [Forunlawf]: that was frikkin dumb
[Party] [Marakus]: good thinking man
[Party] [Forunlawf]: like i could kill him
[Party] [Marakus]: i’m crying
[Party] [Forunlawf]: lol

I was laughing so damn hard, I couldn’t even talk. So that’s guild strategy #1, if you’re in over your head, then just play dead! Thanks for that tactic of wisdom, Scotty. I’m surprised that didn’t make it into A Book of Five Rings.