The story of our own Mathisgoode was featured in a recent record release by the the goblin classic-rock star, Shuck Berry. Berry’s new album, Time is Money, Friend, features the song he wrote after meeting Mathisgoode at a trade seminar in Gadgetzan.
[sung to the tune of Johnny-Be-Goode]
Deep down in Elwynn Forest close to old Goldshire
Way back up in the abbey by the steeple spire
In a small clearing where the quest guy stood
There came paladin we call Mathy-be-goode
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could work those numbers just like ringing a bellGo go! Go Mathy go! Go go! Go Mathy go!
Go go! Go Mathy go! Go go! Go Mathy go!
Go Mathy-be-goode!He knew binomial theorem by the age of six
Did his long division just to get his kicks
He’s like a CPA with a mystic sword
That throws his shield when he starts to get bored
Undead mobs and demons soon are blown to bits
He hacked up all the lobsters in the old slave pitsGo go! Go Mathy go! Go go! Go Mathy go!
Go go! Go Mathy go! Go go! Go Mathy go!
Go Mathy-be-goode!He hit the auction house and he spread the word
That he would go a herbing on a high speed bird
Picking all the weeds from the valley floor
Selling more herbage than a grocery store
Using all his skills just to track his cash
His wallet’s so heavy that it gives him a rashGo go! Go Mathy go! Go go! Go Mathy go!
Go go! Go Mathy go! Go go! Go Mathy go!
Go Mathy-be-goode!
by Necco, on October 26 2007 @ 7:34 am
Destine to become a classic, They play it constantly in Stormwind, and I hear it has even found its way into Undercity, where the “Appreciative Undead” are topping the charts with it.
by Marakus, on October 26 2007 @ 9:29 pm
Okay, that’s damn funny.
Didn’t Noremacved follow the “Appreciative Undead” around for a while? I think he was a groupie, and made some extra cash selling obsidian beads and bootleg “Fel Zeppelin” t-shirts.