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A Quiet Return

Weary from battle with the deadly mundane, I wander back into Azeroth, a world that has changed in my absence.

I wonder what new menace I will face. I wonder what has come of my old comrades.

I prepare for new adventures.

Two Grim Banditos

This just in! Two grim banditos were seen bullying Gnomes and Goblins in Gadgetzan early this week. Look at the determination on their grim bandito faces. It’s as if they had recently died repeatedly while trying to complete a silly hat quest.

We may never know.

Oh April, We Hardly Knew Ya

Marakus criesApril was one of those months we will not recall over campfires or blog about in years to come.

There were family emergencies, taxes, job issues, faires, homes purchased, Cats, and a bad case of the Wiggles.

However, we must not let this small but mighty band of valiant adventurers perish. We need a date for an instance. Let’s do what we can to make it happen soon.

I know that it’s difficult for everyone right now, but let’s set aside some time to revel in the stinky joy of each of our middle-aged friendship by killing hundreds of mobs as we attempt to gain loot that we can actually use.

 

About The Left Foot of Darkness

Started as a way to keep other players from asking us to join their guild, the Left Foot of Darkness slowly developed into a tightly knit group of ex-United States Army Special Forces who work as soldiers of fortune while being on the run from the military for a crime they didn't commit. Oh wait... that's the A-Team. Um, okay, the Left Foot of Darkness is a group of guys that have known each other for so many years that they are unable to get up off of their middle-aged butts and actually hang out, so they get together online and play World of Warcraft, uh.. and solve crimes from the Mystery Machine.